If bacon and Italian sausage were left unsupervised on the grill, this would be their lovechild.
This is not just random, obscure interwebz imagery — this exists! And while I cannot take credit for the creation of this glorious-ness, I have duplicated it (to the best of my novice culinary abilities.) It is as awesome as it sounds; however, I would strongly recommend that you have 5+ people available to share with — and a licensed cardiologist on standby.
Many years ago, I fried a quarter pound hamburger patty and encased it with two grilled cheese sandwiches. I thought I had achieved something truly awesome.
I was wrong.
This is spectacular. The only thing lacking in this baconstrosity is an endangered animal.
"Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
~Mark Twain
"Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat."
~Fran Lebowitz
"Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you!"
~Tommy Smothers
"The story of barbecue is the story of America: Settlers arrive on a great unspoiled continent, discover wondrous riches, set them on fire and ate them."
~Vince State
“Mmm … unexplained bacon.”
~Homer J. Simpson
“If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?”